The New Meaning Of Phone Sex

"Why, yes, I am interested in changing my long distance provider. Very interested. Yes, I'll hold."

"No, I'm not busy... I can save how much? Wow... Honey, stop that. No, not you. I'm actually in the middle of sticking it to my girlfriend, don't worry about it. Seriously. Stop having sex with me. Or do it quietly. Yeah, I'd love a new Nights and Weekends plan. That's usually when my girl wants to have sex, so I make a lot of calls. Baby, I am going to ejaculate on your chest if you don't stop it. For realsies this time."

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