Not A Parody: “Gimme A Fucking Spring Break”

Did we for a moment wonder if Pink Visual had jumped into the parody market and signed Jada Fire to play Nell Carter a la Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wuornos? No, we're not dumb. But these Spring Breakers are!

One of Pink Visual's superpowers is making viewers suspend their disbelief just enough to accept that any of these Florida beach resort pickups actually happened.

There's the creepy date-rapey dialogue, the spectre of alcohol-related decision-making, and the casting of people who probably drew on a wealth of personal experience. But we assure you that all these folks knew they were making a porn movie, signed off beforehand, and were paid. Probably not enough to ever compensate for that white dude with the cornrows, but they were paid.

This is a guilty pleasure of a movie with just enough talking to make you think, "For the love of God, shut up and fuck."

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