Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone

Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist."

Copyranter's Buygone Product of the Week is this lovely improvement on the telephone. Sports Illustrated may have their Football Phone, and that girl from "Juno" has her kooky Hamburger Phone, but playboys, pimps, and millionaires only use this nipple-less taffy lady whose nether regions send sounds across the country. It's the natural evolution Alexander Graham Bell would've wanted. Those European artists sure know what's up.

· Buygone Product of the Week: Oral Sex Phone (copyranter.blogspot.com)