Sin City Invites You To Go “Dancing With Porn Stars”

November 19, 2009
DCYPHER

Slowly but surely, director Sammy Slater has been climbing to the top of porn parody mountain. This week he adds one more peak to his belt on that Everest climb, as Kagney Linn Karter plays his Tenzing Norgay.

It may come as no surprise that "Dancing with the Stars" is a worldwide franchise with spin-off's in different parts of the globe—but it was a hell of a shock to us. In fact, America has one of the lowest-rated versions of the show. Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Bulgaria, Chile, China, Croatia, The Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Germany, India, Israel, Italy, Japan, Latvia, The Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Romania, Russia, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, and even Sweden have their own versions of the BBC owned show. Kinda puts it all into perspective, doesn't it? Not really? Okay, then.

Sin City decided to jump in to the porn parody pile with both feet...but wanted to add a little twist. That's where Sammy came in with more questions than Glenn Beck. What if they decided to cast pornstars in the series instead of C-List celebrities, rappers, and Playboy models that were once listed on Nikki's escort site?

Next, he cast the lovely and talented Kagney Linn Karter to play his lead role, Play Bunny Model from the Mansion Next Door, and the rest, well, was history. Kagney rides hard cock with a sexy little whine, stuffing her tight little pink fuck hole while her blonde hair sways back and forth. You had us at Kagney. It's easy to see why she's booked every day.

Then Sammy threw in a fresh dose of babes, including Madison James, Lana Violet, Shawna Lenee, Riley Evans, and MILF Ariella Ferrera. You know better than anyone how we all feel about sexy little Penthouse Pet Shawna Lenee. Newcomer Seth Gamble cracks open her perennially tight, bubble gum pink twat and gets the hottest chick in porn squirting and screaming his name in no time at all. Nice work, Seth.

Slater takes cracks at Twilight, Jack Ass, the judges, and the network itself, with better than average results. The show is both sexy and funny, a rare combination that's hard to pull off.

"Dancing with Porn Stars" streets this week from Sin City Films and Sammy Slater. Check out the exclusive gallery we got (because you absolutely cannot see it anywhere else) then cruise on over here and see the trailer.