Despite her best efforts to keep things under wraps, (alleged!) apparently fake stills of Carrie Prejean masturbating are now everywhere. A lesson for all: the truth (and sex tape) will always out. people really are that desperate.
Because Ms. Prejean's age is currently disputed, we're going to refrain from posting the image in full—but if you're really determined to see it, it shouldn't be all that hard to find. Though frankly, we'd much rather watch Alexis Texas as porno Carrie Prejean—what can we say? We prefer our masturbation material to be created by people we actually respect.
UPDATE: The still's source? This porn tape. Theoretically, it could be Carrie...but we're not holding our breath.