Scandal: Denise Only Squirts When She Smokes Chronic

December 2, 2009
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One of my favorite series, wherein I am reminded of a real inner creepiness, is "Crack Whore Confessions." But Denise, cover girl of Volume 6, merely smokes pot. Odd that, this time, my innocence was lost without a crack pipe.

Save for a healthy Tampa pot belly, his dick, and every now and then his arm, director/interrogator Cracker Jack is not seen in these five interviews with real live hookers in Vegas hotel rooms and Florida trailers. But he gets his money's worth from the five working girls, peppering them with questions whose answers get more interesting depending on the interviewee's level of intoxication.

But Denise, a dead ringer for Jennifer Lopez in "Out of Sight" and the most put together (and conventionally attractive) of the bunch, reveals by way of admission into this series that she once squirted while sliding down a stripper pole, high on chronic. The rest of the scene only reveals her increasing skeevishness with Mr. Jack, rather than any crack habit. Once the deed is done she high-tails it out of there.

And good for her. It is a probably a sign of her recovery that she does.

The remaining subjects are far more interesting and Jack's true raincoater status is revealed. The viewer thinks, "It is I who would have to be on crack to accept a blowjob from that substance abuser." And there, but for the grace of a crack pipe, go you.

Would that Cracker Jack take over the helm of Digital Playground's "Jack's Playground" series; I would become a porn fan.

· Crack Whore Confessions (crackwhoreconfessions.com)
· Buy "Crack Whore Confessions 6" (gamelink.com)