Vivid Looking To Make Tiger Woods Porn

Because there's more money in celebrity scandals than porn made by pornstars, Vivid's looking to pay $1 million to any woman who can prove she was a paramour of Tiger Woods—and signs a contract with the studio.

We're not really sure what sort of proof is required (a sex tape? A voicemail? Dirty pictures?), or what her contract would entail—but then again, Vivid probably doesn't either. Who needs a well thought out business plan when you can get tons of publicity off some half-baked porn contract promise you'll never have to follow up on?

· Vivid Offers $1 Million for True Tiger Riding Tales (avn.com)