Santa likes it when people leave tasty treats for him on Christmas night, but if you really want to get on his Nice List, remember to leave him a half-naked altporn girl by the fire.
Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.
· A Very Kleio Christmas (burningangel.com)