The Best Experiments Take Place In (With) A Vacuum

December 26, 2009
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Yes, vacuums are great for cleaning, and they also present the perfect environment for physics problems. But did you know you can totally masturbate with one? For real.

Truth be told, this isn't the first time we've seen this kind of sensual suction in vintage porn, but it's one of the best. It makes us think that people in the olden days were much more intimate with their cleaning appliances. The next time you need to relieve some tension or feather your hair, look no further than the good ol' WetDry vacuum.

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