All We Got For Christmas Was A Hand(job)-Me-Down

But it's cool. We don't need one of those new-fangled Blowjobs from The Sharper Image; all we need is togetherness. And a little lube, too.

Sure, the handjob may seem a little worn out, but it's a timeless present! People have been giving each other (and themselves) these things for years, and not even Hallmark can step to that kind of tradition. If you really want to make it special: get naked! It's the little, personal touches that give a handmade gift meaning.

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