Zoiks! Screech Can Really Go!

No wonder he always fancied himself a ladies' man. (Don't worry guys, this has nothing to do with Dustin Diamond.)

Maybe Screech is a goofball, and maybe he'll never make the football team, but he has a sizable penis and that's the next best thing. Er, maybe the penis is the first best thing. After all, this is (Not) Lisa Turtle (XXX) we're talking about here.

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