The Beverly Hills Cure For Nearsightedness

It's an unwritten rule of parody porn that any character known for wearing glasses is required to have jizz on said glasses at one point or another. If it's good enough for Sarah Palin, it's good enough for Andrea Zuckerman.

But Andrea's a smart girl, maybe she knows something we don't. Maybe during her time working at the Hustler Store, she found the secret to repairing her sight: Jizz! Why, we hear it's better than Lasik.

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