“This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX” Presents: Ode To Misty Stone Contest

Happy New Year, readers! Would anyone like to trade poetry for porn? Anyone?

It's been a while since our last single-performer ode contest, and we figured now was a good time for another. Why did we choose Misty Stone? There are simply too many reasons to list. All we can say is that even though we've been seeing a lot of her in parody porn, we still like her, and in fact, she's often the best part of the parodies she participates in. That alone has to be ode-worthy. But since that's only one inelegant reason, we ask...

Write an ode to Misty Stone. If you need inspiration, browse the annals of Misty history. You can write anything you'd like!

Post your entries in the comments section. Next Friday, we'll post the winning ode and the winner will receive a free copy of This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX!

As for last week's spooky story contest, the winner is clear.

MattChance wrote a softcore, paranormal investigation love story that—although slightly too long to reprint here—won our hearts. All we can ask is: MattChance, will you write more?

Congratulations, MattChance! Even if you leave us on an erotic cliffhanger, you still won This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Pic via Do It Biatch (fhg.doitbiatch.com)