Fucked By Security Regulations

Can you believe these new TSA rules? One guy tries to blow up his crotch, and now the rest of us have to put up with kinky cavity searches and fishnet stocking monitors.

We heard about this one poor woman who had too much lube in her carry-on bag, so the TSA agent fucked her with it until she was down to the federally mandated three ounces. At least they don't make you take your shoes off anymore. And at least they have Maestro working there now; Big Brother might as well have a Big Cock.

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Previously: "Frisk Me" Before The Government Finds Out!