Refs Know How To Call It When They See It

Say, for example, they see a great pair of tits, or an unsucked cock. They don't just wait around and let things happen. They call a time out and get to business; that's called professionalism.

The downside is that this might ruin their on-field focus. But hey, if John Madden are Howard Cosell are fine with it, then it's just peachy. Even they respect that a referee's priorities go: Sex, Football, and then everything else.

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