The Best Way To Get Clean

...is on all fours with a Portishead remix playing non-stop. Now at your local day spa!

At first glance, we found this video to be somewhat... creepy. The jump-cuts, the disconcerting music, and the unknown camera operator all give us the willies. But if you take this as an everyday ritual, it actually seems pretty great. We can't possibly think of a better way to start the day than with a dramatic soliloquy of shower masturbation.

· Jezebel Shower (xtube.com)