The Dreaded Topless Punishments Of “Sorority Row”

Click to view Don't you even think of talking back to your Sister President. She'll make you drop your towel so fast that an evil murderer will seek revenge on your whole Greek society for the accidental murder of a sister. What?

The most sinster thing we've ever seen a sorority do is host an All You Can Eat Dessert Buffet where they didn't serve milk (how brutish!). We're not sure if the homicidal variety of sorority exists, but if it does, it's probably the kind of place where walking around topless is a punishment. When we went to college, we just called that "Finals Week."

· "Sorority Row" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Sorority Row (celebcap.net)