The Days Of Parody Porn Are Numbered: “Bree’s Big Screw Review”

It's meta-spoofs like this that keep Leslie Nielsen alive and well.

Bree's Big Screw Review

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: DCypher
Cast: Bree Olson, Faye Reagan, Shawna Lenee, Jewel Styles, Madison Scott, Marco Banderas, Tommy Gunn, Dane Cross, Evan Stone

I don't know who this DCypher guy is, but he certainly knows what he's doing. "Bree's Big Review" is a spoof-spoof (that is, a parody of parody porn), so the campy gets turned up to 11 while Bree and her co-host, Faye Reagan, review such titles as "E.T.: The Extra Testicle," "Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer's Bone," "Spiderpussy," and "A Cock In Lips Now". Even before the main event begins, we're treated to a spoof trailer in the style of "Die Hard" featuring Angie Savage and veteran director Jim Enright. It's pretty much all he promised in his sneak peek.

Despite all the corny porn jokes, "Bree's Big Screw Review" delivers a myriad of minute, precise jabs at mainstream and adult films-and they're actually funny. For example, in the "E.T." double-parody, Shawna Lenee gets ditched by her boyfriend, and is consoled by Marco, the tri-testicled alien hiding in a pile of her stuffed animals. The pre- and post-coital banter is awkwardly rich: Marco moans "Bone home!" while Shawna thickly lays down the border hopping immigrant/visitor from outer space duality. The tone is best summed up as "Haha! Marco is a Mexican!" and while this may not be funny on its own (Marco is actually Uruguayan), it's hilarious in the context of parody porn's habits. We all remember how "Flight Attendants" pushed the "Haha! Misty Stone is a sassy Black woman!" jokes.

The movie isn't just about industry commentary; it does generate its own unique yuks. "A Cock In Lips Now" stands out for Bree's dead-on Martin Sheen impression (if Martin Sheen were a squeak toy) as well as Tommy Gunn's intensity in the role of Colonel Dick Hurtz. I was especially moved by the way Tommy somberly whipped out his cock while Taps played. "Harry Pussy" was also a personal favorite, not because of any intellectually stimulating aspect, but because there's nothing better than seeing Dane Cross in a young wizard's outfit saying "Erectus Penisus Nowicus!"

Is "Bree's Big Screw Review" more humorous than it is arousing? It's hard to say. On one hand, the cast is phenomenally talented, and watching people like Evan Stone and Faye Reagan get their (respective) fuck on is never boring. On the other hand, the fucking doesn't seem that inspired. With the notable exception of Faye and Bree's cathartic tongue battle at the end of the show, the actors seem to be plowing through each other with little excitement.

By no means is "Bree's Big Screw Review" a lethargic climb. The performers look like they're having fun, and it's hard not to have fun watching them. Nepotism aside, this movie is most certainly worth checking out. It'll get that parody taste out of your mouth, and you might even start touching yourself in the process! And now that I've written this review of a review of spoofs of spoofs, the universe can go ahead and collapse.

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