“The Dukes Of Hazzard” vs. “Not Really… The Dukes of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody”: A Comparison

OMG! Voyeur Media is making a "Dukes of Hazzard" parody porn! Are we excited? Not really...

To their credit, this movie is a serious milestone for Voyeur Media. Not only is it their first parody, it's also their first feature porno. We're not sure why they felt the fields of Hazzard County were ready for the seeds of sex, especially when you consider how many of the characters are in their golden years (or are just plain ol' not worth having sex with). So while we applaud Voyeur Media for finding such able imitators, we ask: what's the point?

Lucas K. "Luke" Duke
The Dukes of Hazzard: Tom Wopat
Not Really...: Anthony Rosano

Beauregard "Bo" Duke
The Dukes of Hazzard: John Schneider
Not Really...: Bill Bailey

Daisy Duke
The Dukes of Hazzard: Catherine Bach
Not Really...: Ryder Skye

Candy Dix
The Dukes of Hazzard: Roberta Leighton
Not Really...: Alexis Texas

Deputy Enos Strate
The Dukes of Hazzard: Sonny Shroyer
Not Really...: Dane Cross

Uncle Jesse
The Dukes of Hazzard: Denver Pyle
Not Really...: Carl Fredrick Coughlan

Sheriff Rosco Purvis Coltrane
The Dukes of Hazzard: James Best
Not Really...: Ray Marlay

Boss Jefferson Davis "J.D." Hogg
The Dukes of Hazzard: Sorrell Booke
Not Really...: Allen Moffat

Cooter Davenport
The Dukes of Hazzard: Ben Jones
Not Really...: Mark Wood

And then there are the obligatory random females (ORFs):

Monique Alexander

Shawna Lenee

· Voyeur Media (press.voyeurmedia.com)
· Vouyer Media to Release 'Not Really...The Dukes Of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody' Simultaneously on DVD/Blu-ray (business.avn.com)