Oh, Dwight. You're always so tense! Here, let Ashlynn make all the problems go away. With her mouth.
We always knew Dwight (or, in this case, "Dwayne") had a thing for authority figures, but we didn't realize that the feeling was mutual. On a separate note, we think Dane Cross should replace his little square frames with these big, wiry ones. It's an upgrade.
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· New Sensations (newsensations.com)