The Best Valentine Of All: Mosh!

It's February: time for our heads (and hearts) to turn to thoughts of valentines (even if the drugstore candy aisle's been focused on them since about Christmas). Bizarre Magazine has the best valentine of all: a thematically-decorated naked Mosh.

Which, if we're being honest here, really puts pressure on us to up the ante on our own gifts. After looking at this photo spread, who's going to be impressed by a Whitman's sampler and a plastic "World's Best Lover" trophy?

No one, that's who.

· Valentine's Mosh (bizarremag.com)