It looks like Ms. Gallardo needs a bigger rolling pin if she's ever going to make anything. Can anyone provide her with a larger pin?
Not that she is required to do some cooking. After all, our kitchen fantasies have nothing to do with something sexiest like making women cook. No, we're happy to watch a young woman coat herself in flour. They call it All-Purpose for a reason, you know.
· Virginia Gallardo Maxim Jan 2010 (sweatygooch.com)