Off The Fucking Richter Scale

Did you know that ancient cultures used to use the jiggling of a woman's breasts to determine the magnitude of an approaching earthquake? No? Anyway, we'd judge this fucking at a 6.7 on the Richter.

It might not be the most effective way to rate a natural disaster, but watching boobs bounce around is a great way to help forget your troubles. Who can focus on tectonic plates where there are far greater masses slamming up against each other?

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