Britain’s Got (A Clown Stripping On Unicycle Which Takes) Talent

How refreshing it is when clowns aren't scary, but sexy and eager to take their clothes off. We know Simon Cowell would agree with us.

Sadly, Gill Black—who performs under the name Paisley X—didn't make it to the next round, as the other two judges voted her out. We think it's a damn shame Paisley won't be appearing on national television, climbing her way to the top. Let's face it, the closest we're getting to another Susan Boyle is a performance artist/erotic entertainer willing to show her tits and make balloon animals.

· Clown does a striptease on unicycle (thesun.co.uk)
· More pictures of the amazing clown at her site, Paisley X (paisleyx.org)