Chelsie Rae Is “The Notorious P.I.G.”

That Brandon Iron is the Rick Moranis of porn. Here we were, thinking that the normally mild-mannered Canadian was being misogynistic by calling the lovely Rae a "pig," when he upends our American finger-pointing by empowering women!

Yes, Iron and Rae are saying, you can be a "Pretty Important Girl" with cocks appearing across your face like the four points of the compass.

As Rae explains that she's about to do a lot of fucking and sucking cocks, and how she knows some of the guys and doesn't know others, she adds that "the best part is that it's not going to be just one load. It'll be more than one load."

Whether blonde or brunette, porn-thin or porn-heavy, we watch Rae in an amazing array of scenes with gentlemen that we don't know, either, throwing her body this way and that. And we think she's enjoying herself. Why would she keep doing it otherwise?

I don't know if I approve of the title of this movie (I would have hedged my bets with "Goopocalypse"), but Rae certainly is pretty without all that come on her.

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