Carmen Luvana, How Did You Meet Your Husband?

"Oh, you know," she said. "My house was on fire so he came to rescue me but we sort of got distracted having sex. But we were totally safe, he used a condom."

This could also be watched as a strange episode of CSI in which Johnny Castle is a fake fireman who sets houses on fire and then "rescues" the women trapped inside. Notice how he's the only person who showed up to help? Oh yeah, he's a real hero.

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