"Oh, you know," she said. "My house was on fire so he came to rescue me but we sort of got distracted having sex. But we were totally safe, he used a condom."
This could also be watched as a strange episode of CSI in which Johnny Castle is a fake fireman who sets houses on fire and then "rescues" the women trapped inside. Notice how he's the only person who showed up to help? Oh yeah, he's a real hero.
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