Today In Softcore Vampires: “I Am Virgin”

A supervirus has reduced mankind to pockets of cock-crazed Oregonian vampiresses, and our hero must learn from Ron Jeremy that the key to not becoming a vampire himself is to not feel guilty about fucking one.

"I Am Virgin" is the first softcore porn parody we have seen, and it features Adam Davis as an earnest and likable Jim Hanks type (yes, Jim Hanks of "Buford's Beach Bunnies") who never had the chance to lose his virginity while most of humanity was still alive.

Slightly more Scientologist than "I Am Legend" in that our protagonist must first get over his guilt at vampire-fucking, "I Am Virgin" showcases Portland as a city that will virtually shut down in order that B-movies featuring cameos by Ron Jeremy be shot there.

In addition to local stripper talent (our friend Kimberly Kane is also from Portland), in-again, out-again starlet Micah Moore makes an appearance in "I Am Virgin," which seems to be aimed straight at a Playboy TV audience.

· Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
· Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)

Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)
Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)
Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)
Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)
Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)
Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)
Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)
Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)
Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)