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Dane Cross Deserves To Play Harry Potter

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Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe does a decent job, but Dane Cross really was born to play a boy wizard. He already rocks the nerdy glasses and ties, and he certainly knows his way around a whorcrux.

We're not so sure if Jewel Styles is the best choice for Hermione Granger. The real Hermione wouldn't have let herself get trapped like that; she did have some proficiency in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Then again, she couldn't ever handle a broomstick like Harry—really, no one can. Oh dear, we forget if we're still talking about porn.

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