Boxcover of the Week: “Over Stuffed 10”

Allie Haze sits naked on a parapet, Porn Valley spread out below her, her legs firmly closed. She regards with horror a two-foot dildo, even as she gently supports its balls and tenderly grips its shaft. Call the Pulitzer Committee!

We know that it just takes a striking boxcover image to make the difference between tearing through the cellophane and watching a movie or donating it to the Grooviest Homeless Shelter in All of Los Angeles, and what made "Over Stuffed 10" a keeper was how demure Haze looks with the sun falling across her juicy thighs.

I also thought, "She's totally Method in this photograph because Haze is clearly right-handed and she knows that her dominant hand needs to work the frenulum."

Her scene involves Haze accidentally taking her mother's suitcase on a trip. The suitcase is filled with implements of vaginal destruction.

"No, I don't want to talk about it," she tells her mother on the phone.

Sadly, Haze does not get totally naked or make it outside in her scene, another reason why Porn Has Again Betrayed Me.

But good work on the frenulum, regardless, Allie.

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