“Teen Thailand 2”: Smoking Woobie Doobies

While there are some stateside altporn titles we know of that showcase a poor command of the English language, today's offering from Thailand makes up in enthusiasm what it lacks in grammar. And it's the action that counts, anyway.

Sometimes watching porn made in other countries is psychically jarring. "How come there are no Jack in the Box wrappers in the shot?" I'll ask, or "I can't fantasize about someone who doesn't share my area code or at least show up in my Netflix 'People in Your Area Also Liked' Queue."

But the young women of "Teen Thailand 2" are at least trying, and when one Sukhimvit hooker asks to see another's "Woobie Doobies," well, I'll take that over any of the writing in "Avatar."

Niche, Paris, and Kanda are my favorites in this charming and incoherent Cosplay English lesson straight outta Bangkok, but Coco and Mintra (who likes to say "Fuck show me") are pretty tasty, too.

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