Black Dong Kong Is Fucking Your Sister

But just who is Black Kong Dong? And why must he fuck your sister? We desperately tried to seek out this Mr. Dong, but he disappeared, leaving only a trail of spent, satisfied women in his wake.

Black Dong Kong is a most elusive figure. We looked for clues on the box, but all it says is, "I walked in on your sister and her new boyfriend the other day. I got to tell you, he has a giant cock and your sister seems to love it." We thought that was a really weird way to start a conversation.

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