Wanted: Black Cheerleaders; Must Be Able To Perform Splits

That, in our opinion, is one of the only reasons people love cheerleaders. It's not just about finding gorgeous women who can open their legs really wide, it's about finding women who can keep their legs open really wide.

And, of course, it's all about improving high school fantasies. You don't really need the pom poms, the megaphone, or the aerial flips, all that matters is team spirit. Sexy, dirty, flexible team spirit.

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