“No End” To Soviet Oppression? Try Masturbation!

Yes, there's nothing like rubbing out a quick one to make you forget the woes of having your whole country under martial law. Sorry, Poland! This will only take a minute.

You oppressive politicians out there can really take a cue from Grazyna Szapolowska. If you instituted state-mandated masturbation, we bet your opposition would completely disappear. On the downside, the economy might collapse, but that's a small price to pay for utopia!

· "Bez Konca" (1985) (imdb.com)
· Bez Konca/No End (celebcap.net)