“Spartacus”: The Episode Called “Whore”

Spoiler alert: Last night's "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" was 95% sex and titties, 4% violence, and 1% plot development. But it's cool, because everybody from slaves to senatorial wives got freaky, and some of them wearing only gold paint!

Our boy Spartacus has accepted his place as champion/gigolo of the ludis, and so Lucy pimped him out to one of her friends. But which friend is it? Could it perhaps be the wife of the man who first threw Spartacus in the arena to die? Spoiler alert: yes. Does Lucy Lawless know what she's doing?

Of course she does.

· "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (starz.com)