“Who’s The Boss? – A XXX Parody”: Will Tony And Angela Fuck? Also, Who Is The Boss?

As it turns out, Mona's hyperactive libido is The Boss. All will be assimilated.

Who's the Boss? – A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: Alyssa Reece, Bobbi Starr, India Summer, Payton Leigh, Lexi Belle, Nicole Ray, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Rocco Reed, Sonny Hicks

The cheery opening credits roll, Anthony Rosano dances around in a towel, and ten seconds later, we see India Summer step naked out of the shower; in less than a minute, "Who's the Boss? - A XXX Parody" establishes itself as one of the best parody porn films around. Quick visual gratification and attention to detail (that doesn't squelch creativity) are two things many parodies lack, and Lee Roy Myers knows that. We're not saying this film is perfect, but it is pleasing.

While the obvious sexual tension brews, Payton Leigh's Mona wastes no time getting a man in her hands. She hunts down Rocco Reed in the kitchen and pounces on her college-age prey. He tries to fight, but gives in as soon as Mona slips an arthritic hand below his belt. They don't have the hottest chemistry, and Rocco seems somewhat wary of humping Mona's hip to dust, so the scene ends quickly.

As Rocco cleans himself up, Lexi Belle chats with college-age Sam (Alyssa Reece) about the faults of men, compounding her lecture with pussy eating. It's a classic "we don't need no stinking boys" routine that includes the materialization of multiple bullet vibrators and an awkward cameo as Angela tiptoes by the couch and into the kitchen. Not as exciting as predicted, but Reece's eerily Milano-like appearance makes for powerful fap material.

Jonathan, also college-age (still with a bad haircut), brings Bobbi Starr home to "study"—"study" meaning "have nasty sex with Bobbi Starr." We never find out what Starr, dressed in all black with calf-high boots, sees in Jonathan, and so our jealousy runneth over. She tears off his pleated pants, sucks his tiny cock to life, and educates him on the finer points of nipple twisting, clit flicking, and ass slapping. As they lie in his leopard-print bed (what?), tender fondling each other's tired bodies, Tony walks in and compliments Bobbi's nudity. Good housekeeping!

Finally, Mona forces Angela and Tony to acknowledge their feelings for each other. It's the moment fans have been waiting for since 1984, and when India and Anthony have their first cathartic kiss, they seem to really become Tony and Angela, releasing sexual angst we've been holding onto for decades. They share a long, delicious fuck, their moans broken only by Tony's "Ay-Oh!" and Brooklyn-y expletives. He sweats everywhere (as usual), but Angela seems to get into it, and she never slows down.

DCypher was right, the pornstars are eerily close to looking like their primetime counterparts. But it's not just the mid-fuck imitations that make "Who's the Boss?" great; there are numerous other points of brilliance. For one, the tension is built steadily and stealthily throughout the film. Tony and Angela rarely share quips that are laugh-worthy (or even laugh track-worthy), but there are some genuine guffaws to be had.

Second, random characters are used well. They are a sad necessity in parody porn, but the ones in this movie do not drag down the plot (that is a compliment). Lexi and Rocco are definite objects of desire, but only incidentally; Sam needs to have a blossoming lesbian experience, Mona constantly needs cock, and there go two people who can satisfy these urges. Even better, the final scene of the film is a 100% random James Deen/Nicole Ray fuck on Mona's bed, with Mona watching, masturbating, and proving she is The Boss (ha ha).

This last odd nod to the camera says a lot: here are two people in an alien environment, fucking for our amusement. Lee Roy Myers must be making a statement, telling us that we, the viewers, are The Boss, and our insane desire to afflict more TV shows with the mark of pornography (or vice-versa) is driving the production of parody porn.

Most likely, Myers just needed a pleasant way to wrap up the movie.

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