We know, we know, it's been a long day. But with just a few simple steps, you can be on your way to a nice, relaxing evening. Observe!
Step One: Put on your favoritest, sexiest clothes.
Step Two: Commence masturbating on the couch.
Step Three: Lure your partner (or some hot stranger, whatever) into a passionate, sextastic embrace.
Step Four: Fuck all your cares away.
Step Five: There is no Step Five.
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