How To Unwind

We know, we know, it's been a long day. But with just a few simple steps, you can be on your way to a nice, relaxing evening. Observe!

Step One: Put on your favoritest, sexiest clothes.

Step Two: Commence masturbating on the couch.

Step Three: Lure your partner (or some hot stranger, whatever) into a passionate, sextastic embrace.

Step Four: Fuck all your cares away.

Step Five: There is no Step Five.

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