Boobs, Oil, And Billy Idol

Click to viewThis isn't the music video for Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" but it should be. Everyone knows that the best way to sell albums is to make videos of girls massaging their breasts to your music.

Could this perhaps be a comeback effort? If Billy gets everyone to associate his songs with hot babes rubbing themselves, he could corner the market on masturbation. We would draw up a better marketing plan, but we're too busy, er, dancing with ourselves.

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