What Color Are Your Panties, Tila Tequila?

There's so much going on in this photo, it's almost a shame to focus on just Tila Tequila's panties (though they are what first attracted our attention, we admit it). For starters: who dresses like that to buy groceries?

Secondly: though we're way too classy to make a joke about it, it has not escaped our notice that Ms. Tequila is, in fact, bending over to pick up a fallen sausage.

It also goes without saying that the first person to make an appropriate pun about "baby back ribs" will win our enduring and eternal admiration.

· Tila Tequila (hollywoodtuna.com)