Porn Is Just Awful (April Fools!)

A look back at the week that was...

· Amanda Seyfriend keeps giving us more reasons to obsess over her (Julianne Moore, too).
· Thanks to Bobbi Starr, we can now fearlessly double up on date night.
· Speaking of how-to guides, we can teach you to master the art of acquiring amateur porn.
· We wish that soap opera, "The Bold and the Beautiful" had been "The Big and the Beautiful". More sex would've been good, too.
· Mindy McCready stepped up to bat... and then threatened to sue Vivid. Foul ball?
· We gave you some inspirational words to live by. Now will you please be our friends?
· HBO's "The Pacific" cut into our consciousness with a little sex scene.
· Still, no show can step to the pure debauchery that is "Spartacus"

Thumbnail star, April O'Neil, via Suze.net (suze.net)