Those of you who've dreamed of banging Paris Hilton (we know you're out there) can now get one step closer to the real thing: for the next six months, clips from Paris's sex tape will be in the RealTouch library.
Also included in the new "celebrity" line: Pam and Tommy, Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna), and Holly Sampson and Joslyn James, who seem to have been included largely because of their affiliation with Tiger Woods. We'd ask why Kim Kardashian's tape isn't on the list, but, uh...we think we know the answer to that.
· Real Touch (realtouch.com)