Eating Alexis Ford’s Ass: A Seminar

This four-credit course, taught by Dr. Lexi Belle, covers advanced techniques for turning Alexis Ford from a normal woman into a darling, blonde puddle on the couch; later, there will be a discussion on analingus' relevance to Western civilization.

This class is open to arts majors only (after all, Alexis Ford and Lexi Belle are fine pieces of art). Students are welcome to get close and observe the reactions, but you're not allowed to touch. Are you taking notes? This will all be on the final.

· Buy "Alexis Ford's College Tails" (gamelink.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)