“Top Shelf 2” Delivers The Goods

It's no real secret that we love porn. Fuck, anything having to do with sex, and a whole that doesn't even seem to be covered by it, keep us at full attention, rock hard and ready for more.

Our point is that we're not known to discriminate, other than to say when we feel something has accomplished its intended goal, when someone has made an exceptional product or turned in an amazing performance.

That being said, we were pleasantly surprised to get a copy of Sid Knox's new release, "Top Shelf 2" from Diabolic. Sometimes it's necessary to break out the good stuff and really enjoy it to remind us why we do this and to give us a yardstick to measure other materials and enjoyments. After the first volume, it seemed like making a sequel would be a lot to live up to. We're proud to say they did just fine!

Alexis Texas takes a hard fast and deep ride on stoner slacker Alex Gonz's ever ready rod, her round orbs of wonder bouncing hypnotically like an allegory unto themselves.

Mark Wood is the lucky stiff who gets to wriggle up into the lubricious crack of sultry starlet Kagney Linn Karter. Her award winning fucking has made her sweet pink gash a high;y sought after place to park a man's junk up for an hour or three.

Lisa Ann and Francesca Le take turns outdoing one another on some stud's meat delivery. Poor fella. Little did he know he was going to be used by two of the hottest, most rapacious whores to ever spread their legs for the camera. It's one of those scenes were you think you can make it through without bursting, but you just can't. Days go by and you watch it again and again with similar results. Some things you just have to learn to accept.

Rebecca Linares gets taken out for a test drive that would satisfy the most demanding client. John Strong takes apart Female Performer of the Year Tori Black. What a life that guy has! It's a good thing we just happen to know he's a pretty cool dude, or we would die of this poisonous green envy. Tori Black? You get to fuck Tori Black and get paid for your services? Come on!

"Top Shelf 2" comes out next week, but you can sneak a little peak from our gallery right here and now! How's that for hooking you up? You know who loves you baby? We do. Well, us, Sid Knox, and Telly Savalas. Let us know what you think.

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