Ginger Red Is The New Violet Blue

There is something gradual about a shy and virginal redhead from Minnesota, so perhaps that is why this tall and natural prairie home companion decided to choose a porn name that is an amplification of itself.

Ginger Red (or Ginger Redd, depending on whether you choose to believe the boxcover or the DVD menu of "Smash or Pass") does not, let's face it, seem like the most personable porn performer, but that might be because she has just been told to "get the fuck in the van" and was then spirited away to a Porn Valley rental home where she was worked on by a black man who never took his sunglasses off.

And we are fairly certain that the only person who fits that description in the whole of Minnesota is Prince, so maybe that explains Red's reticence.

To be fair, she does refer to her vagina as her "cookie." That's pretty endearing.

In any case, no one encountering Red in the movie can get enough of her nipples and neither, we're guessing, can you.

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