On vacation? Feeling lonely in your hotel? You should Rent-a-Girlfriend! Within a half-hour, you'll have a horny Asian girl and her boyfriend at your door waiting to take your cock and put it all on camera.
Yeah, Rent-a-Girlfriend is a great service. Have you seen their infomercial? Aw, seriously, it's great. It comes on at, like, 3 in the morning, and it's just his girl having screaming orgasms in the camera. It's only on for fifteen seconds, but it's the most convincing fifteen seconds in the history of advertising.
· American Guy with my GF (xtube.com)