The Proper Way To Pitch A Tent (And Get Head)

You can't get girls by walking around with an erection lifting up your pants. If you really want to attract a mate, provide a spacious tent in which to sleep, and then you'll get a blowjob. Chicks dig shelter.

There's no better way to get ready for a day of hiking than a robust blowjob in the morning. If you consider yourself an outdoorsy type, ditch the coffee and the trail mix and stick to oral like these folks do.

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