If anything, they are the only things keeping the fabric of space and time together. Imagine traveling through time uncontrollably: wouldn't you like to see these breasts as you bend dimensions and question your sanity?
We sure would. We would think, "Why is Bárbara Goenaga asleep on that rock when she should be in a nice comfy bed?" and that would focus us enough to control the time traveling. Boobs are a very calming thing to meditate upon.
· "Los cronocrimenes" (2007) (imdb.com)
· Johnny Moronic Capturing (johnnymoronic.com)