Fleshbot Loading...
Loading...

Big Loads, Big Laughs In “The Big Bang Theory – A XXX Parody”

HARDCORE

Not to be confused with "The Gang Bang Theory" which should air later this year on CBS.

Big Bang Theory

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: Ashlynn Brooke, Brianna Blair, Beverly Hills, Halie James, Kristina Rose, Charley Chase, Joey Brass, Gabriel Dalessandro, Rocco Reed, Vin Vericose

The credits roll, you hear the words "Slutty Leia" float through the air, and all of a sudden Joey Brass is ramming his cock down Brianna Blair's throat, holding on to her Princess Leia head buns for control. Joey, by the way, assumes the role of Leonard for this parody. Brianna's enthusiasm is rich as always, and she lovingly bounces her ass against Joey's cock, making him sink into the old leather couch. It would be nice if she stayed in character, maybe shouting "For Alderaan!" as she came, but it's still a fun fuck.

When Leonard/Joey wakes up from his dream, everything is back to normal, and the boys—Sheldon (Rocco Reed), Howard (Vin Vericose), and Rajesh (Gabriel Dalessandro)—are planning their outfits for Comic-Con, and trying to convince Penny (Ashlynn Brooke) to come with them.

However, Penny is too busy entertaining Halie James and Kristina Rose to worry about some nerdfest. Once back in her room, Ashlynn and Kristina lap delicately at Halie's clit, sending shudders up her voluptuous body. The girls work well together, even making sure their moans don't overlap cacophonously. However, it feels like Ashlynn gets neglected; there's a tad bit of toe sucking and rimming for our heroine, but most of the energy seems directed toward fitting a giant blue dildo in Kristina's pussy.

The next day, in the lunchroom at work, Beverly (playing the monotone minx Leslie) approaches Sheldon and Raj for a quickie. It takes all of Sheldon's concentration to give Leslie a stiff-necked clit flicking as she ravenously deepthroat's Raj's cock. The boys only seem to cut loose from their prim and proper manners when they're slamming their balls against Leslie's wet pussy. Beverly may not look like Leslie, but she is damn hot with glasses on. Sadly, they break the cardinal rule of nerd sex involving glasses: the boys do not jizz on her spectacles. For shame.

After Howard lets Charley Chase ride NASA's Mars Rover, Charley lets Howard ride her. She gives him an extremely sloppy blowjob, slobbering all over his balls and leopard-print comforter. Vin is the best at staying in character and delivering a good fuck, keeping his socks on and making Charley beg for his kosher salami before he jackhammers her into oblivion. Oddly, her pubic hair looks a lot like the laser cannon from Space Invaders. Coincidence, or destiny?

Finally, after a small fight, Penny and Leonard resolve their differences and their sexual tension on Penny's bed. Because of Comic-Con, he was dressed like Mario and she was dressed (or un-dressed) like Slave Girl Leia, but the pair is quick to strip off their cosplay garb even before oral sex! Why? Why can't we see Mario and Leia fuck? At least they have good chemistry, slipping easily from 69ing to reverse cowgirl followed by titty fucking. It's hard to say anything bad about Ashlynn Brooke's skill or beauty, but I do wonder why so many blonde pornstars get lowlights these days.

"The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" is just as strong parody-wise as it is porn-wise. For example:

Star Trek jokes? Check.
Star Wars jokes? All over the place.
Mixing of the two? You bet. ("Lick long and toss-her-salad. And then I'll move on back to her Endor.")
Disgusted remarks from Sheldon? Check. ("Who mixes a Star Trek and a Star Wars metaphor?")
Goofy sexual montage with spinning graphics? Check.
Jewish humor from Howard? He calls Penny his "goy toy."

What is it missing? To be honest, I felt it could've been nerdier. The CBS show is 10% plot and 90% over the top frustrated sexual innuendo. And though it pains me to say it, some of the CBS humor is pretty clever. This parody, as all parodies are, is bursting with sexual puns, but I would've loved to see some more back and forth wordplay, perhaps taking advantage of Sheldon's massive awkwardness.

But I'm being nitpicky. "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" is a big success.

· Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
Big Loads, Big Laughs In "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody"Buy "The Big Bang Theory - A XXX Parody" (gamelink.com)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)