You Are Intrigued By What’s “Up That Black Ass”

Divest yourself of that inner accountant who cries, "Why must we call attention to the complexion of the asses?" because, once you pull that thread, your porn sweater might also lose all its beloved trannies, Asians, milves, and busty white teens.

There is something especially goal-oriented about a title like "Up That Black Ass" (7) because porn movies, in general, indicate the object of affection ("Busty White Teens") rather than what you intend to do once you get there ("Up That Black Ass"). That is why Elegant Angel was able to squeeze six scenes onto this DVD (one involving Luxury, Lacey, and some toys that go up their black asses) rather than the usual five; it's because their eyes were on the prize.

Turns out that asses, like people, are the same on the inside, so what we discover upon getting "Up That Black Ass" is that anuses are the same wherever you go.

But we know that already, so instead the performers choose to further ornament each other by blowing (and taking) copious loads on the face and buttocks and other external areas. But "Up, Out, And Upon That Black Ass" sounds way too much like something my seventh grade English teacher would say when trying to teach us prepositions.

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