False Advertising Plagues “This Is Your Mom Getting Fucked In A Porno Movie: Take 2”

This is totally not my mom getting fucked in a porno movie. Don't believe the hype, you guys. Why is White Ghetto Films lying to consumers, and why would you buy a porn with your mom in it?

This is your MOM getting FUCKED in a porno movie: Take 2

Studio: White Ghetto Films
Cast: Kelly Leigh, Jackie Moore, Phyllisha Anne, Chennin Blanc, Courtknee, Moxxxie Madron

White Ghetto Films has a thing for breaking the fourth wall and involving the people you love in their movies. So what are the moms of America up to? Getting fucked.

For the most part, the moms are looking good, preying on roommates and hired help. First, Phyllisha Anne (er, sorry, your mom) sneaks up on some guy subletting an apartment from her. She dances her ass around the kitchen, rubs her body with ice, and kneels down on the linoleum to deepthroat her renter's cock. Your mom can even breakdance! After her man spreads her pussy out in the breakfast nook, he spins her ass around the table so he can mouthfuck her.

But your mom doesn't stop there! Then she (Kelly Leigh) waits for her roommate to get home so she can steal him from his girlfriend. How does she do it? She puts on her sexiest nylons, rips off his pants, and simply takes over. Her roomie doesn't have very much energy—his ass is reluctant to leave the leopard-print couch—but your mom gets him to jackhammer her until he comes.

Later, your mom (Moxxxie Madron) tips her chauffeur with a backyard blowjob. Of course, she can't resist sandwiching his cock between her massive tits, and this inevitably leads to some sweet, proletariat role reversal in which she gives him the ride of his life. You can see her ass flex and quiver against his balls as she comes, and when she finally sets him off, he blows twice. Your mom: very talented.

We would know; your mom even fucks us! She (Jackie Moore) gives us some long overdue POV love, letting us fuck her senseless in the unused guest room (you know, the one with way too much wicker furniture). For obvious reasons, we suggest that you don't watch this scene with your mom. We, however, will watch it a few times over.

In all honesty, there's one third of this film in which your mom is not looking so hot. No disrespect or nothing, it's just a matter of personal preference. First, Courtknee (whose name is somehow more annoying to spell than Phyllisha's is) also takes the POV route, but she has a strange way of narrating everything she does. Sometimes, like when she has her pussy perched above the head of your penis, she'll demand that you say things—dirty things—or she won't fuck you. This lasts too long, and brings up some uncomfortable "Dora the Explorer" parallels. The only time she isn't talking is when she's sucking, and then she gets a weird Jack Nicholson as The Joker look in her eyes, which is plainly disturbing.

Second, Chennin Blanc plays interracial love nurse to a convalescent patient reclining in her backyard. There's nothing good or bad about the scene itself—they muster some decent positions even with low energy and absolutely no chemistry—but when the gentleman jizzes dark yellow into Chennin's mouth, all good feelings go out the window. I know there's nothing necessarily wrong with yellow cum, and we should accept jizz of all colors (maybe not all colors), but really: pass. Whether the cause is multi-vitamins, pot, or an infection, it's worth checking out. At the very least, Chennin immediately spits it out and closes her mouth.

Anyway, White Ghetto Films should feel lucky that we aren't the meddling type, because the Federal Trade Commission would certainly hear about this false advertising. Then again, had the "your mom" portion of this movie been accurate, we would've been super pissed. If your mom really must be in porn, she deserves a classy company like Digital Playground or New Sensations Romance. Isn't that a line from Tupac's "Dear Mama"?

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