Turn Charlie Laine’s Frown Upside Down: Buy Your Porn!

While piracy might not be the sole reason America's Porno Industrial Complex is flailing (the mere existence of Kim Kardashian and Britney Soears seems like twin death knells on legs), some pornographers are appealing to our hearts via their breasts.

Charlie Laine appears in this professionally-produced ad for adult trade group The Free Speech Coalition. Laine employs a charming sleight of boob to let us know that she would like to continue appearing naked for you, but it would be nice if she got paid for it.

Maybe Laine's employers won't give her a cent of residuals, maybe they won't pay for her health insurance, and maybe they were the architects of their own demise by undercutting their own prices, but this girl's gotta work, and it would be a shame if she had to do it at Subway.

· Free Speech Coalition (freespeechcoalition.com)